But.
I haven't had huge amounts of brainpower available to me, so I've been faffing around with other people's instructions in between sofa sessions with whatever rubbish is on Movie Mix.
Some highlights -
A TNT Vogue tunic for my sister. I've had this fabric for ever - purple is one of her favourite colours - and finally got round to making this up. It's Vogue 8116 and in their 'Very Easy' line - which it is. This is the plain neck version with 3/4 sleeves as per request. My favourite version however is the draped neckline - if you can find a lightweight draping linen (and when you do let me know where as it's my favourite summer top fabric) then you've got a tunic you can live in over the summer, keeping covered from the sun without sweltering in mugginess.
As you can see, this is a very thin fabric, chosen as sister is a camisole wearer - so she can get the layering without too much warmth.
A Lisa Lam purse pattern - the Fortune Cookie Clutch. This would have gone together in a heartbeat on a sewing machine, but I wanted a hand-project so I put it together over a few evenings in front of the telly. It's a perfect size for a handbag, holding bits of makeup, handcream and a few pills without taking up huge amounts of space - and opening wonderfully wide so you can find stuff quickly.

This was tricky... First pattern cutting, which is always good to practise. I measured and traced and measured and traced, and still got things a bit wrong so I had to ease a lot on the front armscye.
Well, I call it an armscye. Because it was designed to be unlined, the front facing went all the way across the bust to the shoulder, so a quarter of the sleeve was left dangling when I put the lining together.
As bagging the lining was out, I handstitched it all onto the Hong Kong finished seams to reduce friction - Ma shrugged it on and off for me to demonstrate success - Hurrah!
Photo of trousers? No. I'm really not ready to put my arse on the internet ;-)
And the shirt. Finished just in time for a barbecue at the weekend. There's some lovely detail on this - which this photo doesn't really show... So have a badly copied construction view -
The squared yoke I love - giving you bust space without putting in darts, which I don't like in jersey. However the construction means it can be made in wovens as well as stretch stuff, so I've got a floaty navy lawn to make another version of this which will hopefully be cool enough for France in August.
So, what have I learned in the month since I last posted? A variety of things which you may or may not find useful:
- When sewing stretchy things - especially if on something light and slippy and with pattern changes - baste your construction lines with a long zigzag. Going straight for a built-in machine stretch stitch can lead to hours of unpicking and some new and inventive swears.
- Use fusible hemming stuff to interface hems and neckbands on t-shirt type fabrics - this really helps avoid skipped stitches and tunneling on twin-needle straight stitch
- When increasing the width of a dart on trousers throw a ton of extra height onto the pattern piece - it's easier to adjust to the waistband/facing and then trace the new shape back to the pattern tissue than it is to recut the too-shallow piece from new fabric.
- And when making a box-tote (I'll put photos up another time) if you want a firmer base without waiting for proper peltex-type stuff from a specialist seller, large-grid plastic canvas from Hobbycraft and similar makes an excellent - and cheaper - substitute.
And the final lesson is - I really need to up my game on the photo front. I'm not sure that my 10 year old Ixus is really up to the job. Any recommendations for a replacement?
*Fibromyalgia. Google it - it's very dull
**I try to channel Gregory House or the dance teacher from Fame but let's face it I'm probably more like one of the old codgers from Last of the Summer Wine